I've never had a Valentine's Day party before, but there's so much love in this class that it would just seem wrong
not to celebrate the occasion. We will be making sundaes and stuffing felt hearts with warm n' fuzzy comments from classmates. If you would like to send in nut-free treats, you are more than welcome. Just remember that the party will be at the end of the day, so you'll have to deal with the sugar after-shock.
Thanks as always,
E. Hawkins
P.S. This is exactly how I envision the party. It will be a classy affair. Bryan Ferry was going to sing for us. Sadly, he was double booked and the school in Ghent got him.